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  • 中譯英愚人節(jié)笑話

    時間:2022-07-04 02:48:35 文化 我要投稿
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    中譯英愚人節(jié)笑話精選2016

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    中譯英愚人節(jié)笑話精選2016

    1. why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌>?)

    答:because they have just had a long march. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。march 三月;行軍)

    2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)

    答:when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

    3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時候不愿跟隨主人?)

    答:when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )

    4.what question can* never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?)

    答:are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)

    5.what tree is always very sad? (哪種樹總是很傷心?)

    答:weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)

    6.when can you get water with a net? (什么時候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?)

    答:when water is turned into ice. (當水結成冰時)

    7.why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃?

    答:he's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。

    8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什么?

    答:smiles. be

    cause th*ere's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母s中間隔了一里。

    9.what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么問題你只能回答“yes”?

    答:"what does y-e-s spell?" (當別人問你)“yes”怎么拼?

    10.where were you when *the power was cut off? 當停電的時候你在哪?

    答:in the darkness. 在黑暗中

    中譯英愚人節(jié)笑話精選P1WhyarepeopletiredonAprilFool'sDay?(愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌>?)P答:BecausetheyhavejusthadalongMarch(因為他們剛過了長長的三月.March三月...

    (愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌>?) 答:Because they have just had a long March. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月.March 三月;行軍) 2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什...

    中譯英愚人節(jié)笑話精選2016

    1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌>?)

    答:Because they have just had a long March. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。March 三月;行軍)

    2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)

    答:When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

    3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時候不愿跟隨主人?)

    答:When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )

    4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?)

    答:Are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)

    5.What tree is always very sad? (哪種樹總是很傷心?)

    答:Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)


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