愚人節(jié)英語(yǔ)小笑話

1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌＞?)

答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因?yàn)樗麄儎傔^(guò)了長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的三月。March 三月;行軍)

2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)

答：When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時(shí)候不愿跟隨主人?)

答：When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場(chǎng)時(shí)。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場(chǎng) )

4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個(gè)問題永遠(yuǎn)不能回答“是的”?)

答：Are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)

5.What tree is always very sad? (哪種樹總是很傷心?)

答：Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)

6.When can you get water with a net? (什么時(shí)候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?)

答：When water is turned into ice. (當(dāng)水結(jié)成冰時(shí))

7.Why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃?

答：He's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。

8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最長(zhǎng)的單詞是什么?

答：Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因?yàn)閮蓚�(gè)字母S中間隔了一里。

9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么問題你只能回答“yes”?

答："What does y-e-s spell?" (當(dāng)別人問你)“yes”怎么拼?

10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 當(dāng)停電的時(shí)候你在哪?

答：In the darkness. 在黑暗中

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