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初中英語小故事_英語幽默小故事

All In the family 都在這一家

All In the family

都在這一家

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school .

八十歲大的 莎莉從學(xué)校把她的成績報告卡帶回家。

Her marks were good mostly .

她的成績不錯，

A's and a couple of B'S .

大部分都是A，還有幾個B。

However ,her teacher had written across the bottom,

可是， 她韻老師在卡片下方寫道：

"SALLY is a smart little girl,but she has one fault,

“莎莉是個聰明的小女孩，但是她有一個毛病。

she talks too much in school.I have an idea I am going to try,

她在學(xué)校太愛講話。我有一個想法我要來試試看，

which I think may break her of the bad habit."

我認(rèn)為.這個想法可能會讓她改掉這個壞習(xí)慣�！�

Sally's dad signed her report card,

莎莉的'爸爸簽了她的學(xué)習(xí)報告卡，

putting a note on the back ,

并在卡片背面注記：

"Please let me know if your idea work on SALLY

“如果你的想法對莎莉很有效，請你讓我知道，

because I would like to try it out on her mother."

因為我想要把它試用在她媽媽身上。

初中英語小故事_英語幽默小故事

midwatactics

three competing store ownerrented adjoining shopin a mall. observerwaited for mayhem to ensue.

the retailer on the right put up huge signsaying, "gigantic sale!" and "super bargains!"

the store on the left raised bigger signproclaiming, "priceslashed!" and "fantastic discounts!"

the owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simplstated, "entrance".

中間戰(zhàn)術(shù) 三個互相爭生意的商店老板在一條商業(yè)街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪。旁觀者等著瞧好戲。

右邊的`零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書：“大減價!”“特便宜!”

左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：“大砍價!”“大折扣!”

中間的商人隨后準(zhǔn)備了一個大招牌，上面只簡單地寫著：“入口處”。

初中英語小故事_英語幽默小故事

man&satyr

a man and a satyr having struck up an acquaintance, sat down together to eat. the dabeing wintrand cold, the man put hifingerto himouse and blew opon the "what'that for, mfriend?" asked the satyr. " mhandare so cold," said the man, "i do it to warm the" in a little while some hot food waplaced before them, and the man, raising the dish to himouse, again blew opon it. "and what'the meaning of that, now?" said the satyr. "oh," replied the man, "mporridge iso hot, i do it to cool it." "nay, then," said the satyr, "from thimoment i renounce your friendship, for i will have nothing to do with one who blowhot and cold with the same mouse."

人與賽特 一個人與賽特偶然相識，坐在一起吃東西。正值冬季，天氣很冷，那人把手放在嘴邊哈氣。賽特問道“我的.朋友，那是干嗎?”這人說“我的手太冷了，這是為了取暖”。過了一會兒，熱騰騰的食物端上來了，那人把碟子舉到嘴邊又吹了起來，賽特問“這又是干嗎?”，那人說“哦，我的粥太燙了，我把他吹涼些”。賽特說“從現(xiàn)在起，我要與你絕交，因為我不想和一個反復(fù)無常的人做朋友”。